Frank Morreale stands behind the glass counter and pats his holstered pistol - a Smith & Wesson .38 special. He likes it because it’s light and it hangs on his belt the way a cell phone might - both unobtrusive and useful.
“Every time,” he said. “When Hillary Clinton announced she was running, I was swamped. [...]
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Gender equity jihad waged against state of Nevada
Posted in animals, fights, nevada, porn, prostitution on Aug 1st, 2008
Tourism officials say the fallout has been dramatic
It is viewed as a subversive reversal of America’s long-standing tradition of the subjugation of the feminine. We’re not talking oppression by chastity belts, corsets, pornography or glass ceilings. No, a new war was waged this week by a fathers’ rights group calling for an end to [...]
LAS VEGAS—In what came as a surprise to the world’s most respected Nobel Peace Prize winners, University of Nevada, Las Vegas researchers released a study today that definitely proves a phenomenon that, until now, was a mystery.
The scientists, at a briefing held on one of the campus’s dozens of lush, green lawns, announced that they [...]
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After listening repeatedly to Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire”–backwards–a young child sent a grandmother to a Las Vegas hospital after playing with matches yesterday.
According to the Las Vegas Sun–a paper that’s simply too hot to handle, and not just because of its name–”a young child playing with a lighter ignited a small sofa in a [...]
I know I feel like doing this all the time. And why not? People are riding their horses on your property, so you have to act to make them stop. Why not just run their dog over with your car and claim it was an accident?
The only thing less shocking than the crime itself was [...]
University anthropologists rush to the scene
Considered a social relic by many, a mullet was reportedly spotted today in Lemmon Valley, north of Reno.
University of Nevada, Reno anthropologist Richard Andreson said he and his colleagues are on the case.
“We received a report of a mullet sighting at a local hardware store,” Andreson said. “A number of [...]
Sex offender tries to set off sex explosion at Nevada supreme court
Posted in Uncategorized, animals, crime, nevada, politics on Jun 30th, 2008
Registered sex offender, Christopher Lee Hollis of Fallon, was arrested last Wed. for allegedly trying to blow up the Nevada Supreme Court building in Carson City.
According to the Reno Evening Gazette and Nevada State Journal, “during questioning, Hollis and witnesses said he planned an event that would ’send a message’ during the special session, public [...]
Nevada tourism receives national attention; story ignored in state
Posted in animals, nevada, porn, prostitution on Jun 26th, 2008
One industry facing dire impacts from a slow-down economy and increasingly outrageous petrol prices received attention recently from none other than the real, true voice of quality American journalism: ABCNews.
The ‘News reports that Nevada prostitution is taking a hit from the country’s economic recession. Whorehouses, or brothels as some call them, are legally located only [...]
In an ongoing push toward ‘interpretive journalism,’ the Reno Gazette-Journal announced today that it was joining the Moral Majority as part of the newspaper’s efforts to cleanse northern Nevada of social filth. In a published announcement, the newspaper collectively spoke for the Reno community—and all cultures around the globe—by declaring pornography illegal and degrading to [...]