Gender equity jihad waged against state of Nevada

Aug 1st, 2008 by crazee-b.

Tourism officials say the fallout has been dramatic

It is viewed as a subversive reversal of America’s long-standing tradition of the subjugation of the feminine. We’re not talking oppression by chastity belts, corsets, pornography or glass ceilings. No, a new war was waged this week by a fathers’ rights group calling for an end to Nevada’s overt celebration of angry crotch-kicking females.

Specifically, fathers’ rights advocates by the multiple thousands have been calling for an end to a television advertisement running on southern Nevada airwaves. Their campaign has already caused a loss of billions dollars of state revenue by encouraging people not to visit what the group calls a misogynistic, man-hating, testicle-crushing state.

The commercial, produced by the Southern Nevada Water Authority, shows an elderly woman violently, sadistically and repeatedly kicking the living shit out of the testicles of a water-wasting citizen.

But the ad’s true message, according to the ironically named “columnist, radio commentator and blogger” Glenn Sacks is really saying that “if someone is hurting the environment, it must be a man, and he must be punished.”

After posting lengthy and convincing commentary on his blog, legions of Sacks followers openly decried the sack-kicking advertisement.

One reader calmly and rationally writes:

You have to watch this for it to sink in how totally disgusting it is.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE for this. None.

Is this what the State of Nevada considers the height of communication in our culture? Is this the way to inform people to cut back potable water use? Who-in-the-hell is in charge and why-in-the-hell was it not spiked the minute some brain-dead moron suggested it?

Some broad pulls this (whacking a guy in the testicules [sic] who is guilty of nothing more than politely answering her knock on his door—sending him withering on the ground), he decks her, then sues the State of Nevada for $10,000,000 for promoting this as acceptable behavior. As the Headline once read: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

The fact that they can put this crap on TV and smirk about it speaks volumes.

It is, however, a clear and unmistakable indication of the anti-men/husband/father hysteria that has swept this land.

Fallout from Sacks’ sack-kicking commentary on the sack kicking included 4 hundred million angry emails being sent to every Nevada citizen calling for a ban on all things offensive to fathers’ rights in Nevada. In addition, the tourism industry has been hit particularly hard. All of Nevada’s interstate highways have been desolate since the campaign started this week, with cars magically making U-turns at Nevada’s borders as if guided by the invisible hand of the fathers’ rights god.

The entire citizenry of Nevada refused to comment for this story mostly out of fear, but Crazy Nevada found one person in the Silver State who agreed to speak with us only on the condition of anonymity.

“We’re quite afraid of this group and their efforts are scarily effective,” he said. “On the other hand, if people don’t conserve water in Las Vegas, there will be no balls to slap around since no water ultimately means no people will be living there. Perhaps these asstards should reconsider their priorities. I don’t like my sack to be violently pulverized anymore than the next guy, but if we all conserve our water, my balls and I can continue to live in this fragile desert ecosystem.”