One man lucky to be alive after using fake bomb on trigger happy armored car guards

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Jul 13th, 2008 by cyberdouche

Some guy figured it would be a good idea to try and hold up an armored car with…wait for it…a cardboard box. That’s right, a cardboard box.

He made several critical mistakes. Not only was the box obviously not a bomb, but he also forget that armored cars are manned by dudes who want nothing more than to pull their guns. So, it went down in the expected fashion. Guy attempts the robbery with the box, guards yank guns from holsters, guards exit truck, would-be robber is screwed, so he just has to hang out with a few trigger-happy GED holders pointing weapons at him. Then the cops come and clean everything up, including using the water cannon to destroy the box, which, again, was not a bomb.

Nice try though.